WAITIN' ON THIS WAITIN' ON THAT
WAITIN' TO GET THIN BUT ONLY GETTING' FAT
WAIT FOR OUR BREAKFAST WAIT FOR OUR DINNER
SITTIN' 'ROUND WAITIN' WHILE OUR HAIR GROWS THINNER

WE'RE WAITIN'
WAITIN', WAIT AND WAIT AND WAIT
AND WE'LL WAITIN'
ALL THE WAY TO THE PEARLY GATE

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT AT RED SIGNS AND LIGHTS
WAIT SOME MORE FROM DAY UNTIL NIGHT
WAIT TO GROW UP WAIT TO GET OLD
WAIT FOR WARM WEATHER THEN WAIT TO TURN COLD

WE'RE WAITIN'
WAITIN', WAIT AND WAIT AND WAIT
AND WE'LL WAITIN'
UP TO THE PEARLY GATE

CAUSE WHEN WE'RE DONE AND THE WAITIN' IS THROUGH
WE'LL LOOK BACK AND SAY "I HAD A GOOD WAIT, HOW ABOUT YOU?"
SUN GOIN' UP SUN GOIN' DOWN'
WE'RE JUST WAITIN' FOR THE WORLD TO TURN AROUND

BREAK

CAUSE WHEN WE'RE DONE AND THE WAITIN' IS THROUGH
WE'LL LOOK BACK AND SAY "I HAD A GOOD WAIT, HOW ABOUT YOU?"
SUN GOIN' UP SUN GOIN' DOWN'
WE'RE JUST WAITIN' FOR THE WORLD TO SPIN AROUND

HEY PATTI
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE WAITIN' ON SOMETHING
WHAT'S GOIN' ON? YOU'RE WAITIN' ON WHAT?
SAY YOU'RE WAITIN' ON GARY
MAN, YOU'LL BE WAITIN' UP TO THE PEARLY GATE

OUTRO